Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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