oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Randomize
