what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
The chlamydia really affected his face.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Randomize
