My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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