im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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