It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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