Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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