I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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