so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
So squirting runs in the family.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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