Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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