my sisters under your porch take her home
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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