I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I need to sanitize my soul.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
