I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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