Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
