you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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