Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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