So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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