I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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