yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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