he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
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Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
And then my night got REAL pukey
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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