If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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