This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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