The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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