I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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