and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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