Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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