If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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