Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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