Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
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