we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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