When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
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