Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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