i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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