THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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