So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I wish there were birth control emojis
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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