I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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