I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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