Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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