Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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