Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
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