So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
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