I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Randomize
