dude i'm inner monologue high
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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