Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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