Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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