Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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