oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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