I wannas sexs uuuuu
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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