Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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