billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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