There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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